my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
Our excessive plastic pollution has formed a new kind of ‘stone’ that future scientists can probably use to track our existence. 'Plastiglomerate’ is a durable material that forms when melted plastic combines with sediment and natural debris. It’s so dense that it easily becomes buried, which will potentially preserve it in the fossil record of our current time period. Source Source 2
its here
VOID CAT HAS ENTERED YOUR ESTABLISHMENT
*neko atsume intensifies*
The best part of this site is that literally everything turns into fanart.
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knightinironarmor
07/23/83
WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT
Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.
UR JOKING
What the fuck
Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.
Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.
Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.
Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!